This Is The Usless Introduction

So the name is Fclichess, F for fxxx/fashion/fabulous/fantastic whatever you want, as for the ss, well simply because when I tried to register the account name, bloody fcliche or fcliches had already been taken.

The reason I started this blog, is that I had been so bored, so so so bored. As someone coming from fashion design background, I am surprisingly (or not) so over fashion, the word fashion literally makes me sick. Style people, style, that’s the word. As Oscar Wilde said, fashion is a form of ugliness so absolutely unbearable that we have to alter it every six months. Well I believe in the funny world that we live in today, it’s more like every two or three months.

Unfortunately, because of my stupid job, I kind of have to spend a silly amount of time on social media everyday looking at all those fashion news that seriously I don’t know how dare they call it news, or all the bloggers: young, younger, too young, beautiful, awkward, too much photoshop… It is fashion week season now, am I the only one that gets so god damn tired of all the shows and self-proclaimed fashion icons trying to get their photos taken?

Anyway, I do respect all the hard work that the designers, stylists, editors, bloggers put out. I used to be in the industry, it is hell. It turned me into a cynical alcoholic chain smoking bitch, and I never turn back. God knows how much shit you need for your body to keep you running in the fashion business, coffee, Redbull, alcohol, antidepressant, nicotine, botox, disgusting detox diet food, and the list goes on.

If you happen to be someone like me, who enjoys bitching and discovering new ugly things in the beautiful world, congratulations you just found your new toilet reading material. If you are a genuinely happy person that believes in all the unicorns and glitters in life, get the hell out of here because this blog is going to be a massive black hole of negative energy.

Enjoy reading, or enjoy hating this blog whatever you want like I care, and just for your information, English is not my first language, so don’t bother telling me my writing is crap, or point out my typo, I mean, come on.  Nobody writes proper English online anymore, and nobody writes offline anymore I am sure you know that, I bet you can’t even write a complete sentence without spell check or autocorrect.

As the name of this meaningless blog suggests, we are going to waste some totally invaluable time of your boring life (trust me, if your life is that interesting you won’t be reading this right now and I won’t be writing this neither) talking about CLICHÉ. In fact the word itself it’s kind of a cliché but like I said, I really don’t care.

I am going to start with some topics such as When The Fuck Are Your Going To Ditch Those Jeans With Holes On the Knees? Those Hipster Horizontal Stripes Really Make You Look So God Damn Fat. Well things like that. Nothing interesting at the moment, I am still trying to pretend to work hard on it, and it’s pretty tiring so I might give up at any point, good luck to this blog.