Wednesday, 25 February 2015

Normcore, Dead or Alive, We Really Don't Care

“Normcore: A trend in which ordinary, unfashionable clothing is worn as a deliberate fashion statement” -The Oxford English Dictionary

Yes i just heard of the term Normcore today, although I had been witnessing this ridiculous trend everywhere on the internet. At first I felt so ashamed of myself, damn how could you not know the correct name for it, you pretend to read fashion news everyday, and it is the most Googled fashion trend of 2014, but i felt relief pretty soon as I realized, well it's not that everyone cares, it's just nobody knows what the fuck it is, you don't Google something when you want to learn something new, you only Google something when you don't want to appear stupid in front of your friends, or when you just met someone and you feel the need to dig out all his dirt from the internet.

You had probably seen these before, whether these people are adopting the normcore trend or just happened to had a "I can't be bothered to dress up" kind of day, but this is what normcore looks like
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So what the hell is normcore?
Normal, generic, stylized blandness, discreet, anonymous, unidentifiable, not a loser and not yet a hipster, you get the idea.

I am starting to embrace this trend now as I can finally buy clothes from supermarkets and wear my dad's old t-shirts and feeling just like the other cool kids. I saw this tag line from some random website that says "Dare to be generic", which really makes me feel so empowered, it took me so much courage to finally admit that, I am so proud to be nothing special! Even the eggs in my fridge have more character than i do! Shame on you eggs! Shame on you outstanding people out there!

But soon I realized this is what I actually look like in other people's eyes:

So I tried to sort out the types of people that has a normcore wardrobe:
- People who have no fucking idea what normcore is, they just don't have the time/money/interest to give a damn about what they are wearing
- People who are too smart/cool/rich/famous/awesome to have the need to wear anything to entertain themselves or others
- People who are not smart/cool/rich/famous/awesome enough, but they just want to be taken seriously
- People who desperately have to need to distinguish themselves from all the "look at me look at me" morons around them
- People who somehow truly believes in the normcore manifesto and somehow have the illusion that normal is the new cool (seriously, don't wake up, you probably look better in those boring outfits)
- People who actually want to be special but too scared to make any mistakes, or just want to avoid all the effort, so just use "comfortable" and "i dress for myself" as the excuses and keep telling themselves normal is the new special



If you look at the top fashion retailers in the world, all of them are trying to sell you the normcore trend. As a former underpaid fashion designer, I can tell you that normcore is the best thing ever happened to all the pathetic fashion slaves. Think about the money and time you can save for the research & development department! With the right fancy design tools and materials, any designer or stylist or just some rookie blogger can give you a full collection of normcore style clothing and accessories within hours with one eye closed.






There are way too many different interpretations of normcore, which makes it really confusing, normal is the new special, effortless is the new chic, try-hard is so out, casual is the new rebellion, stand out or fit in, everyone is unique so no one is unique...

This is a useless blog so I am not going to give you any meaningful conclusion. Point is, if you don't care, you will be just fine. Wear whatever you want, because deep down you know that nobody really cares.





Tuesday, 24 February 2015

Before I Start Writing About Fashion Cliches on Social Media

With the easy access to everything online, and the overwhelming amount of information telling you too many things that you don't need to know (what some spoiled little brat had for breakfast, what some silly bimbo just accidentally bought 5 minutes ago), the world is somehow becoming more and more boring and predictable. Don't you feel pathetic when you feel obligated to take 100 photos of your morning coffee and your dry feet with tacky nail colour, spend 10 minutes selecting and editing the photo, post it online, and refresh your Facebook or Instagram page every 5 seconds for the next two hours to see how many people out there who has nothing better to do but giving you a Like? 

At this point of my life, I realized I can still afford to waste some on meaningless things just to entertain myself, I decided that I will be looking at all the popular happy shiny people's accounts and do a absolutely useless summery of all the social media cliches, feel free to let me know what you hate the most and I promise I will give you a good report on that serious matter.

By the way, I googled "fashion cliche", and these are some of the articles that i found. Go read them, and you will realized even writing about clieches is such a cliche, again i am questioning myself why the hell would i want to start a blog like this.



Fashion Girl Instagram Cliches - Are You Guilty?
Author 




The Art-Directed Meal
The Casual Arm Party
The Double Vision Selfie
Flower Porn
The Kale CameoSample
Sale FOMO
Mani Cam
The Aggressively Staged Desk Shot
The "I'm A Little Tea Pot" Pose
The Humble Health Brag
Fetishized Consumerism
The Mile High Club
The Pastry Pinup
When Accessories Attack
The Shoe Gaze
Museum Quality Nail Art
The Disguised Latergram


10 Fashion Girl Clichés That Are SO True
Author



 
1. "What are you wearing?" is practically programmed into your text autocorrect.
2. You just happened to "misplace" your boyfriend's heinous shorts.
3. A best friend with the same shoe size? Divine Intervention, as far as you're concerned.
4. You've squeezed into too-tight clothes because a store was sold out in your size.
5. You have trouble differentiating between need and want.
6. Losing or ruining a favorite shirt is akin to a Greek tragedy.
7. You never really outgrew dress-up and actually find that theme-dressing has helped you in your "grown-up" life.
8. You spend an undisclosed amount of time "filling your cart."
9. The word "SALE" plastered on a storefront elicits a visceral reaction.
10. You're the first of your friends to try a trend, even if it raises a few eyebrows.

39 Fashion Clichés We Need to Ban This Year

Author
A – Acid
B – Bump
C – Channeling
Curve Hugging
D – DenimDiva
Deconstructed
E – Everything
F – Fleek
F – Frugal
F – Fit-spirational
F – Flawless
G – Gender-Bending
H – Homeless
H – Hip pack
I-Ibiza Hat
J – Journey
K – Kontouring
L – Lifestyle
M – Museum-worthy
N – Nude
O – Orgasmic
P – Porcelain
Q – Quirky
R – Ratchet
R – Routine
S – SportyChic
S – Survival
S – Subversive
T – Toughen Up
U – Uptown Meets Downtown:
U – Unearthed
U – Urban
V – Vampy
W – Whimsical
X – Exclusive
Y – YesWayRosé
Z – Zeitgeist



This Is The Usless Introduction



So the name is Fclichess, F for fxxx/fashion/fabulous/fantastic whatever you want, as for the ss, well simply because when I tried to register the account name, bloody fcliche or fcliches had already been taken.
The reason I started this blog, is that I had been so bored, so so so bored. As someone coming from fashion design background, I am surprisingly (or not) so over fashion, the word fashion literally makes me sick. Style people, style, that’s the word. As Oscar Wilde said, fashion is a form of ugliness so absolutely unbearable that we have to alter it every six months. Well I believe in the funny world that we live in today, it’s more like every two or three months.
Unfortunately, because of my stupid job, I kind of have to spend a silly amount of time on social media everyday looking at all those fashion news that seriously I don’t know how dare they call it news, or all the bloggers: young, younger, too young, beautiful, awkward, too much photoshop… It is fashion week season now, am I the only one that gets so god damn tired of all the shows and self-proclaimed fashion icons trying to get their photos taken?
Anyway, I do respect all the hard work that the designers, stylists, editors, bloggers put out. I used to be in the industry, it is hell. It turned me into a cynical alcoholic chain smoking bitch, and I never turn back. God knows how much shit you need for your body to keep you running in the fashion business, coffee, Redbull, alcohol, antidepressant, nicotine, botox, disgusting detox diet food, and the list goes on.
If you happen to be someone like me, who enjoys bitching and discovering new ugly things in the beautiful world, congratulations you just found your new toilet reading material. If you are a genuinely happy person that believes in all the unicorns and glitters in life, get the hell out of here because this blog is going to be a massive black hole of negative energy.
Enjoy reading, or enjoy hating this blog whatever you want like I care, and just for your information, English is not my first language, so don’t bother telling me my writing is crap, or point out my typo, I mean, come on.  Nobody writes proper English online anymore, and nobody writes offline anymore I am sure you know that, I bet you can’t even write a complete sentence without spell check or autocorrect.
As the name of this meaningless blog suggests, we are going to waste some totally invaluable time of your boring life (trust me, if your life is that interesting you won’t be reading this right now and I won’t be writing this neither) talking about CLICHÉ. In fact the word itself it’s kind of a cliché but like I said, I really don’t care.
I am going to start with some topics such as When The Fuck Are Your Going To Ditch Those Jeans With Holes On the Knees? Those Hipster Horizontal Stripes Really Make You Look So God Damn Fat. Well things like that. Nothing interesting at the moment, I am still trying to pretend to work hard on it, and it’s pretty tiring so I might give up at any point, good luck to this blog.